Even though I know such quotes have probably been circulated on bad email forwards for years, I still think they are funny, in many ways because churches that are meant (one would think) to do good things for people can end up doing so much harm on so many different levels.
Also, very cool is this site where you can make your own church sign. They don’t have a UU church sign up, but it is still fun if, for instance, you were putting off doing your German translations or studying for the GRE.